Let’s face it: cleaning can be hard work!
Sometimes, the best way to get through a busy day is with a good laugh.
Here’s a list of some of our favorite cleaning jokes to brighten your mood—and maybe even make your mop dance a little faster.
🧽 1. Why did the broom get promoted?
Because it always swept through its work!
🧹 2. Why did the sponge go to school?
Because it wanted to absorb more knowledge!
🛁 3. I told my mop it was fired…
It just swept the problem under the rug.
🧺 4. What’s a cleaner’s favorite game?
Hide and sweep!
🧽 5. Why did the mop break up with the bucket?
It felt like it was just going in circles.
🧹 6. Why don’t cleaners ever get lost?
Because they always follow the dirt!
🧺 7. What did the cleaning spray say to the countertop?
“I’ve got you covered.”
🧦 8. Why did the dustpan apply for a raise?
Because it picked up everything!
🛁 9. My vacuum and I are on a break…
It was just too clingy.
✨ Need More Than Just a Laugh?
While laughter is the best medicine, a truly clean home or office is pretty great too!
At SaniCare, we make sure your workplace shines—from top to bottom—with professional janitorial and specialty cleaning services.
📞 Ready to schedule a service?
Give us a call at 505-884-4420.
